"I thought I was imbedding into an elite unit, I mean these guys are supposed to be airborne and shit. What I found is that they are a bunch of home erotic f*#tards that I wouldn't trust around my own mother for fear of having to call them....Dad?!?
I seriously don't know how our training standards have fallen this far! I will have to make a vehement report to the commandant when I get back."....
I guess an ork patrol followed the ship in, with out saying a word to any of us Tarkanus just ran for the ship. The Lt saw the Orks and ran to cover Tarkanus. The orks opened up, a slugga round slammed into Tarkanus nearly cutting him in half. The boys really opened up trying to cover the Lt and the ship. Lt reached Tarkanus and tried pulling his body back, while waving off the ship. He then took a plasma round evaporating him and Tarkanus into blue goo. The pilot saw this and puked as he was taking off. He must have got some puke on the controls cause he banked hard crashing right into the ork patrol. I took the recon team up to check for survivors, but they were all dead.
I gathered up the patrol, and called in an extraction point 3 clicks away. We moved hard and fast, and Trooper Grove bitched about how heavy his extra batteries where the whole time. "