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I rolled up a scenario that called for a news crew being on the battle field.  So nabbed these from EM4.  They always seem to find the dumbest craziest people to interview. 

 Here we are on the scene, sir can you tell me what you saw?

 Well I saw this loud crash, and then whoosh. I was like naw!

  

Sir that's great , but are you alright?  Where you injured?

                                     

Well that's it for Action 4 news on the scene back to you studio we are outta here!