Sunday, June 21, 2015

Sgt. Hemorrhoid Henderson and his Heavy Mortar Squad






Sgt. Hemorrhoid Henderson- Hemorrhoid is well known among the men of the New Texas Oilers.  The men know if  Hemorrhoid Henderson is out that they will not run into any surprises.  Hemorrhoid has a canny ability to be in the right place at the right time.  He is known for turning Ork ambushes into bloody itchy craters with his mortar strikes.  The Orks have taken to calling him the “Itchy Mortar of the Mountain”.  Orks are refusing to engage the Imperial patrols unless they have been blessed by their savage shamans, fearing the Hemorrhoid will get them.  



Blish Bunny-  Blish just wandered in from the wastes one day.  No one knows where he came from, and he never says.  At first he just tagged along with the squad, when Sgt. Johnson went down Blish jumped to action, sighting the mortar.  He has been at the post ever since, the men don’t even bother that he is a kid.


Hemorrhoid leads an Imperial auxiliary heavy weapons squad.  Specializing in deep reconnaissance mortar strikesHe sets up before any Imperial activity using his keen knowledge and field-craft to engage and destroy Ork targets, much to the appreciation of the Imperial troopers.  













 So these are my last figures that i needed painted up for Oldhammer Weekend!  Phew I'm done!  I noticed after the photo shoot that I should have given these ladz a quick brush off.  They seem to be trying to camouflage for their next mission. ;) 

10 comments:

  1. You are a highly-disturbed individual. Never change. Nice work on the Oldhammer Mini!

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    1. Thanks anonymous...lol wish I knew who you are. ;)

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  2. which miniature is the Henderson one? i've got on in my bitz box (minus legs) and wondered where it came from.

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    1. http://givemlead.blogspot.com/2015/05/mark-copplestone-sculpts-oldhammer.html

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  3. Amazing work and great painting and good creativity. Keep it up

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    1. Thanks I really wish I had a thesis you could help me write. Maybe we can just chat about how to improve my writing skillz. ;)

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  4. Aaaahhhhhhh!! Absolute BAD-ASSES! State of the Baddass art! Check it out: independently targeting particle beam phalanx, phase plasma pulse rifles, RPGs,... They got sonic, E-lectronic BALLBREAKERS!

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    1. You had me at targeting particle beam phalanx. ;) Maybe we should use the snotling sonic cannon thing rules. Maybe they don't fire actual rounds but New Texas rodent gophers. ;)

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